That's right! A world-famous monster hunter who has searchd for creatures like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Moth Man, the Yeti, Batboy and others is coming! As a matter of fact he's right behind you!
Okay, that was pretty lame, but I thought I would get in trouble if I told you about the free Zhu-zhu pets give-away with the all-you can eat pancake supper at the library tonight. Give 'em a call for details if you don't believe me!